My Lifetime Television Movie

I have started thinking of food in a new way...as an abusive boyfriend.

He hurts me again and again, but I always go back for more...because I love him! And each time I take him back it gets worse than before. Just like a Lifetime Television Movie, we all know he's no good for me, that he may eventually kill me one day. But I just keep going back, again and again. But no more.

I am breaking up with food. He's no good for me. Even though I love him, I'm better off without him. And I can't just see him less, because then I will just go right back to where we ended up. So I'm making a clean break. In my Lifetime movie I am wearing a terrible wig and starting a new life in a small town with an alias.